Three months ago, friend of the newsletter Matt Erspamer told me I should watch The Boys in the Boat—the George Clooney-directed Oscar bait from December that not one person gave a fuck about, even people over the age of 60—through my unique and expert lens as a twink aficionado (his words).
Hard agree on the boy-o-meter of it all! Easily one of the quietly horniest movies of the year. What can I say? Those boys were certainly in that boat! Damp tired twinks ahoy! I got what I came for!
I saw this is an almost sold out theater with the oldest people alive! Shorty Hunt forever
#shortyhuntforever get it trending
Hard agree on the boy-o-meter of it all! Easily one of the quietly horniest movies of the year. What can I say? Those boys were certainly in that boat! Damp tired twinks ahoy! I got what I came for!
where HAS James Wolk been
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